Thursday, September 15, 2011

ADULT RULES

Adult Rules
going around the net

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.  Or in a quilter's home, your quilt room and divvy up the stash.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BlueRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.


And if you have made it this far, Rule 23.  Bribery can work.


If you make it to the Quilters by the Sea board meeting tonight, this will be there.

Quilt happy,
Marilyn

8 comments:

Barb said...

Found your rules to be humorous!!

Stitchin' time said...

He he, I've seen versions of this before! You've never lived on a farm as pants are the first thing to become the most dirty :). If you *really* want to know how to fold a fitted sheet I can tell you as a male friend of mine showed me because he's a house dad.
Have a nice weekend,
Robyn

hetty said...

Funny! Wish I could make to your meeting. Enjoy.

Pamela O said...

Love this post!!! Bet they all enjoyed the pastries!!!

Karen said...

LOVED the post, Marilyn!
Thanks for a good chuckle :)

Beeshebags said...

With reference to number 15, my chest freezer does have a light in it! Couple of really good ones there Marilyn. Hugs Naomi

Blue Ridge Mountains said...

Thanks for the chuckles. Especially loved the one about Kaye's

Svenja said...

oh how I love these rules. They are all so true :)

Got to copy them ..

Hug
Svenja